March 2010
1 post
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There once was a girl named Ell Whose school grades frustratingly fell  They took away her computer Cause it was distracting the user And now she feels so fucking swell.    
Mar 30th
November 2009
1 post
Facebook < Computer Virus
Now I remember why I was so originally against making an accout. I realised that not everyone in the world was going to view my information or photos and after being bugged into getting one by the same friend who’s urged me into getting accounts on many different sites (She’s the only reason I have a life on the net really), I gave in. I made and account. And just how does it...
Nov 12th
September 2009
1 post
Congratulations, Kanye West. You've outdone...
Nothing says ‘Douchbag’ more than interrupting someone on TV, while they recieve and award and THEN, of ALL things, telling them, and the rest of the audience and viewers that they didn’t deserve it! I hope someone somewhere is giving you a big ol’ slap. And that slap has a name, it’s KARMA. Oh, it’ll get you one way or another.  
Sep 15th